No! Craft Beer's NOT Dead.
What a fucking time it is to be alive. In the past twenty years we've whithered the Shades of Presidents that we've had for a storm. We had the dumb one. We had the Black(Good) one, and now we have the orange one. Our Holidays have been diminished to nothing but ordeals of overeating, and beating the living fuck out of eachother over PS4's-- only to have been replaced by a national day for what seems like every pedantic item currently in existence.......and Kylie Jenner is a fucking Billionaire. Meanwhile I'm out here just trying to figure out how I'm going to make the goddamn rent.